As I’ve written before…I’m a mommy of many and the wife of none; making pretty in a world ugly. I pretend to be an academic and spend an embarrassing amount of time reading stuff that probably doesn’t matter and debating issues only a few random people (ie those in my cohort) would ever care to even think about. My life consists of routines filled with smiles, chaos, tantrums and giggles. Sometimes (ok…more than sometimes) I feel like burying my head in the sand while the storms passe overhead and other times I feel like burying my head in the sand so the chaos of life has a nice look at my ass…knowing that is exactly what I think of it. All in all…I’m everyone and no one, somebody and nobody….all wrapped up and stored in a cookie-cutter house in the suburbs of California
My secret to life? I steal candy from babies…justifying it with messages of health for the kids and sugar rushes for me. Don’t judge…you do it, too.